kalidasa's Journal: New Slashdot Poll

Posted as my very first journal entry because the story that it referred to has been taken down by the editors, after they belatedly noticed that it was a dupe of a story from earlier in the day.

(PS: The story is up yet again.)

Who's responsible for all the dupes we see on Slashdot?

1. Bill Gates. He is evil incarnate. All that is wrong with the world is due to the evil influence of Bill Gates. He's trying to make the FOSS movement look bad.

2. CmdrTaco. Like Nomar, he's spending too much time with his wife, and is off his game.

3. Subscribers. They're supposed to warn the editors when something from the mysterious future slips through that matches things in the equally mysterious present.

4. Editors who never read the "is there anything wrong with this story" emails.

5. Richard Stallman, for not including Slashcode in emacs.

6. Steve Jobs - the reality distortion field prevents editors from noticing the dupes.

7. Mods who misuse the "overrated" mod.

8. W.

9. Kerry.

10. CowboyNeal.