akgoatley's Journal: More interesting quips

Here are some more interesting one- or two-liners I've seen while browsing Slashdot:

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A computer without Windows is like a cake without mustard.

There are no fences or walls on computers, so there's no need for Gates or Windows either.

Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.

chmod a+x /dev/random;/dev/random #faster than monkeys and typewriters

root@127.0.0.1# traceroute life.liberty.pursuit-of-happiness

If we wanted you to understand it, we wouldn't call the source "code".

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a urinating section in a swimming pool.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

We all use while(1){}. What if, someday, !1? We'd be sooooo screwed!

You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.