WolfElvendar's Journal: Inner Peace

I got this in my email and thought you guys might like it. --->

I am passing this on to you as it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article I have finally found Inner Peace.

The key line in the article read as follows:

"THE WAY TO FIND INNER PEACE IS TO FINISH ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE STARTED."

So, I looked around the house to find all the things I had started but hadn't finished. Then before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, the Kahlua, the Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Xanax, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner Peace.

hey

[SolemnDragon]

whaddya want fer yer birthday?

Re:hey

[Jorj X. McKie]

Bottle of red wine, bottle of white wine, bottle of Bailey's....

Re:hey

[WolfElvendar]

Hey, nobody is suposed to remember my birthday. I'm turning 29 by the way... OK, 29 again, but still ;) As far as what I want... Um, World peace? Spiritual maturity? Better spelling skills? Really isn't anything else I want.