$$$$$exyGal's Journal: I'm a man

It's time to tell the truth. I am a 55 year-old man. My name is Andy Kaufman, and I live in New York City.

I am sincerely sorry to everyone for all my lies.

--Andy

We miss you Andy.

[berniecase]

Please, do your "foreign guy doing Elvis" impersonation. It's been so long....

So what?

[jawtheshark]

Where are the links? ;-)

Re:So what?

[$$$$$exyGal]

I recommend the ranch. [bunnyranch.com]

Whatever.

[torpor]

Just keep playing a sexy hot sassy teenage gal on the Inernet, and I'll keep playing along ...

Re:J-E-W

[the_mad_poster]

You are aware that you just said "I suck Albatross balls", aren't you?

Damnit!

[DarkHelmet]

And all this time I befriended you in hopes of being able to hit on a Slashdot chick!

Damnit! I swear that there ARE no women on the internet. Just a bunch of men that pose as one.

You faked your death!

[L-Train8]

From this LA Weekly article [laweekly.com]:

Before Kaufman died (or "died") on May 16, 1984, he told several friends that he was planning to fake his death, disappear and return in 20 years, precisely.

So welcome back Andy. It's hard to believe it's been 20 years already. I can't wait to catch you live.

That's alright...

[Simon Brooke]

I'm just a figment of your deranged imagination, anyway.

Ugly rumors

[JWSmythe]

Andy!

I heard an ugly rumor that you were dead. Since you're alive, I'd like to remind you, you still owe me $20!

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Kaufman

[just fiddling around]

How did you manage to remain anonymous for the 19 years Slashdot did not exist to let you pose as a woman?