Thanks to the Stumbleupon Toolbar I stumbled across Spam Radio. Basically it does exactly what it says on the tin; it speaks spam with a beat:P. For people with mplayer, you can just mplayer http://spamradio.com/listen.
Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.