The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 04/04/2002

I had salad for lunch and dinner yesterday. Lots of leafy greens. This mornings turd was an unusual shape; it was kinda flat. I have no clue as to what that means. It was also an olive green color with little bits of black. The black bits were black olives that didn't digest quite right. It did have the dirt smell to it, but there was a bit more 'funk' to it. The poo was very soft and came out slowly, but easily. It flushed well and clean up was not a big problem. I rate this turd as an 8.