The Cydonian's Journal: Geek Humour, Hyderabadi ishtyle!

#include<STD ISD.h>
#include<college.h>
#define MAAL beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady = = MAAL)
sugar++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply = = "GAALI")
main(); // go back and repeat the process
else if(reply = = "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply = = "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
! ! ! love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
sugar++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time = = 3.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=4.00;time<=5.00;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);
}

(Posting here more as proof-of-concept rather than its intrinsic humour value Although, I suppose, it is funny its own corny way)

(Yes, non-Indians, the infamous In-glish in action out here)

LOL

[dexterpexter]

I love reading your Journal Entries! And this is why. ;)

-dexterpexter

Re:LOL

[The Cydonian]

Glad you liked it :) Always wondered if anyone bothered to read this obscure corner of cyberspace: guess I now know the answer! B)

LOL!

[metlin]

That had me in splits for a while! Awesome world shattering *shudder* power dude! ;-)

Re:LOL!

[The Cydonian]

Who? Power? Me??? What power?