GigsVT's Journal: Memo about snow

I just got this memo regarding the coming ice/snow.

I'm not making this up.

IF YOU SEE AREAS THAT NEED TO BE TREATED WITH CHEMICALS, PLEASE SEE SOMEONE IN MAINTENANCE OR CONTACT ME AND I WILL FIND SOMEONE TO TREAT THOSE AREAS.

WE ARE SORRY IF THIS CAUSES ANY INCONTINENCES, BUT WE ARE TRYING TO AVOID ANY ACCIDENTS. YOUR SAFETY COMES FIRST SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

wow

[stoolpigeon]

what kind of chemicals are they using? That new exlax snow melting stuff?

I vaguely remember snow from my childhood, and I do believe that if I had to deal with it again I would shit my pants. So maybe this is not too far off.

The wonders...

[JordanH]

of spell checking!

Now, all are words are spelled correctly, it's just the basic semantics that suffer.

Re:The wonders...

[JordanH]

• Now, all are words are spelled correctly, it's just the basic semantics that suffer.

Wow... That wasn't meant to be as ironic.