Journal RevMike's Journal: Woke up this morning, Got myself a Gun 3
The Holy Empire of The Five Families is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working population of 9 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology industries.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Five Families's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the box of rigatoni.
As Di Capo Di Tutti Capi, I'd like to interest all you in the wide variety of services my nation can offer. You may not need these services now, but I have a feeling you'll want them soon.
- Debt Collection
- Trash Disposal
- Restraunt Supplies and Linens
- Fire Insurance
- Banking
- Management Consulting
- Conflict Resolution
- And more...
Our goal is to "Make problems disappear."
Please, give me or one of my underbosses a call. Let us examine your particular situation. Then we'll make you an offer I'm sure you won't want to refuse.
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Motto! (Score:2)
You Bastage!!! (Score:2)
These stealth nation state entries....[insert primal scream here]