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Journal JetScootr's Journal: Hudahel izziz guy, anyway? 1
OK, so you've read my posts, but you're wondering, "What's this guy really like? Is all that stuff he put down just a buncha baloney, or is he really the one?"
So here's my own made up questionaire (and answers marked with '*') so you can get an idea of what my problem really is:
Social Awareness:
Social Awareness:
- When serving prime rib:
A> The defibrillator goes on the right
B> * Invitations to PETA should be sent "RSVP"
C> The plate should be made of metal to hold a steak big enough for me.
D> How dare you kill that poor defenseless cow! - You're dancing the Lambada to Lawrence Welk's rendition of "Wild Thang". Someone bumps into you and knocks your partner down. You should:
A> Fall down with her. (And continue dancing horizontally)
B> Switch partners with the clumsy oaf.
C> * Steal the oaf's shoes and wallet.
D> Step on your partner. - You receive a wedding invitation from your Ex's new partner, but your Ex isn't one of the two people getting hitched. You should:
A> Go into a jealous rage.
B> Send a gift to your Ex's address, clearly marked to the happy couple.
C> Take your Ex as your date.
D> * Offer to be the entertainment at the Bachelor and/or Bachelorette party.
General Knowledge:
- Who Is George W Bush?
A> A naturalist who likes small plants so much he changed his name.
B> Soon to be a part of history...
C> An unsuccessful match from Match.com
D> * Member of the Jamican Olympic Luge team -
I think the Iraq War was/is:
A> Entirely justified
B> Entirely unjustified
C> An inescapable nightmare no matter how you look at it.
D> * All of the above - What color is brown?
A> Chartreuse
B> * 42
C> Between giraffe and the orbit of Mars.
D> Uh....
Professional Skills:
- When it comes to computers:
A> Yeah Linux! Go Penguin! Death to Microsoft!
B> I really wish the cupholder didn't automatically slide in when I reboot.
C> I had to install a new 60 gigabyte harddrive when Napster started up again.
D> * I have a USB port installed under my left ear. - My career:
A> * Is completely and accurately documented in "Dilbert".
B> I am the ruler of all I survey (I work in a darkened closet)
C> I slept my way to the top.
D> Stuck at the "Fries" station. - My job is:
A> * Technical.
B> Medical
C> Menial
D> Dreadful - I am:
A> Really good at what I do.
B> Really confused about what I do.
C> On my company's "rehab probation" program.
D> * an alien on vacation.
Miscellaneous:
- My favorite video game is:
A> Duke Nukem Forever Whenever
B> Laser tag
C> * Shopping for new electronics
D> Pong - My favorite outdoor activity is:
A> * Camping in a state park
B> Camping under a state bridge
C> * Sex
D> Loud but not sex. - I want to:
A> Mash lips with you.
B> Win the lottery
C> Win the lottery again.
D> * All of the above.
Hah! (Score:2)
I completely agree with General Knowledge question #2. Those who think the answer to that question is entirely black and white are doomed to repeat a whole worm-can load of history's mistakes, but I digress.
I also share your worries [slashdot.org] as to the current state of America, today. And where it is most likely to head. '1984' wasn't wrong, fo