capoccia's Journal: Wacko Jacko

In case you haven't had your fill of information regarding the latest Wacko Jacko news, Michael Jackson has set up a press release website to archive all his statements regarding the case. In the Statement After Processing in Santa Barbara, Michael opines, "Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court." Jackson deserves a fair trial like everyone else, but the media circus is going to make it very difficult to find jurors who haven't already decided his guilt.

I would like...

[Ethelred Unraed]

...to be foreman of the jury. Then I would bellow out and random intervals, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

Then I would instruct the jury to occasionally look at Jacko and draw their fingers across their necks, making a "kkkkrrrrrkkk" noise in unison.

Then we would declare him not guilty by reason of insanity. On the part of the jury.

Cheers,

Ethelred