GQuon's Journal: California Recall Temptation Survivor

Last week on California Recall Temptation Survivor: Gray
[personal item: deficit]
was voted off after a dramatic vote.
[Blurred, distant shot of Gray sneaking firewood away from storage.]
"Yeah, I thought I was doing a good job. I think the other contestants must have formed some kind of alliance to vote me off.
[Shot of Gray saying goodbye to the rest of the contestants.]
Although I'm looking forward to seeing my family again, I'm rather dissapointed. It was kind of a ... bummer."
[Short shot of Gray walking off the island, backpack bursting with firewood.]

This week:
[Shot of Arnold managing firewood collection.]
Arnold is the "chief" for this week. With firewood supplies running low, will he be able to solve the situation without becomming unpopular?
[Shot of Maria and Arnold having a discussion, probably about trivialities, but made dramatic with zoom effects and music.]
Will the "tempstresses" be able to wake the groper in Arnold?
[Shot of 60-something women, slightly overweight, in t-shirts.]
Who will be voted off this week? See it all in tonight's episode of "California Recall Temptation Survivor".
[Run titles. Commercial break.]

Recall Survivor

[Vexar]

Thanks for the levity this provided. The mental image of a backpack overburdened with firewood was very strong. Did you know Gray Davis made out well during the energy crisis? Enron made money off the whole thing, and Gray Davis has major investments with them.