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Journal FileNotFound's Journal: Darkov loves me. 12

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It's true. He's the only one who reads my journal. I never thought anyone would look here. But he does.

See thats what makes him special, he does something that nobody else would ever do. Not even my gf reads my journal - well maybe because she doesn't read slashdot...

Still, the attention facinates me...

So you seemed curious as to why I made you a foe. Well hard to remember...I have so many! It was probably something you said that I did not agree with. My Foe/Friend list is more like people I disagree/agree with, some make it really tough by having seemingly random opinions.

So after some in depth examination I discovered the post that might have triggered my "foe sensor":
She's stealing music. She deserves everyting she gets. She should be tried as an adult and the death penalty shuld not be ruled out.

If the piracy continues the recording industry may we wiped out, then would would all those poor executives do? The can't all join SCO.

It was modded funny later, maybe I might have missed the joke having not bothered to read past She's stealing music. She deserves everyting she gets. so maybe you shouldn't be on my foe list afterall.

Yet having you there has produced some facinating and unexpected results; so I'll keep you there anyway. You seem to love it there...

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  • You know, the only reason I posted in your journal is because I was in a bad mood and felt like being rude and I found you in my 'freaks' list, you were the only one with a journal and you were targeted. I didn't really read the posting very well and thought you were whining about not getting any mod points thus the posting. Of course a cursory glance at your comment list, or reading your posting more carefully would have put me straight.

    As for the comment that made me your foe - yes, I was joking. You Ame
    • Yeah I figured you only read it out of pure boredom and only replied because you were pissed off/attention starved or what not.

      And I'm not American..alright I guess I am as of a year ago..but I still can't adjust to it. I'm originaly Russia, but then I lived in Australia and Germany. Loved Australian weather, hated the censoring, loved the German goverment, culture, language, cities, but damn they don't exactly accept foreigners. So I'm stuck in US, it beats "Soviet Russia".

      And yeah my GF's quite cute, an
      • What censoring? I haven't noticed any. Sure they ban books and movies, but that's just the current government who are a bunch of morons. But the weather is great. I recommend a combination of Perth and Broome for year-round hot dry weather. Ah, Bliss. Of course the people are idiots by and large but friendly.

        Sorry to hear you're stuck in the US. I lived there (in SF) for a while and found it a brutal place. New York is wonderful though. One day I might move there (when I'm filthy rich).

        In regards to your
        • Well their ban on computer games, like GTA3, and yes books and movies. Plus wasn't there some plan of country wide net censoring? That always freaked me out. Not so much the fact that "there is incredible amount of censoring" but more "they are actually seriously thinking of censoring". I always preferred Sydney, I don't like "dry", Sydney was just humid enough for me. It also never got very hot because of the ocean breeze. Still the best part was that you could go to the ocean every day. Good times. I want
          • Ha! 11 megapixels! I don't even love myself that much (in a money sense). Anyways, I can just download random pictures of young girls (I consider early 20's young) and pretend they're your 'gf' and get the same effect. Of course, if I sent you a 1D you could (would) probably do the same. No digital SLR for you! And anyway, it's too early to buy a digital. Unless I'm suddenly flush with money (which I'm very much not at the moment), I'm waiting until they get to around 12-14Megapixel and around a grand (US)
            • Of course she looks good in a bikini! Even better naked...but you'll never know since you didn't buy me a digital camera...bastard.
              Seriously though, she did dancing as far back as I can remember, some on the professional level, did a bunch of advertisements in Russia (print not tv) and yeah..I'm damn lucky. Too bad for you though...bastard, I really want that camera.

              As far as too early for a digital, I don't think so. Having seen the photos of the D-30 and the D1 I'm really amazed by the quality. Frankly w
              • Goddamn. Now you're playing with my mind. Does your gf know you're pimping her (image) out for the price of a second hand digital camera? I'm sure that would really impress her. What would really impress her is if she got wind of the scary looking Croatian (think bouncer, shaved head, menacing) you were pimping her to. I think the way to redeem yourself is to send her on a holiday, by herself, to say... sunny Sydney! I'll send her a ticket, pick her up at the airport and show her a good time. I promise to b
                • Well frankly I doubt she'd mind me pimping out her image; as I said, she has done print advertising in the past. I don't think this is much different...I think of it as being an agent not a pimp. I'm sure she'd enjoy having a nice digital camera for no real work. Plus as I said before, she doesn't read slashdot so it's all good.

                  While your offer to show her a good time in Australia certainly sounds rather interesting, especialy since I would get my much demanded digital camera. Yet I fear that havng the cam
                  • Hmm. I can see that I would only be doing you and gf (you might as well tell me her name) a favour by looking at pictures of her naked. I would send you the camera it's just I'm a bit broke and need to conserve funds for such frivolities as eating and rent. Man cannot live by porn alone.

                    Maybe you could motivate me to not eat for a few weeks and send you the camera by sending me a (uncompromising) image of your missus. I'll post an image of myself shortly so you know who you're dealing with.

                    A sysadmin hey?
                • Another thing, I reckon you could get alot of people reading your journal by putting a link in your sig with the title "see my Russian model/dancer GF naked" and receive enough digital cameras to start a second-hand business on ebay. You know what these horny nerds on Slashdot are like.

                  Hell, if you're gonna pimp you might as well do the job right.
                  • You're mistaken; if I put up a link in my sig "see my Russian model/dancer GF naked" nobody would read my journal, instead they'd be too busy seeing my gf naked. Her name is Svetlana if you must know.

                    Furthermore I doubt that anyone would send a digital camera after having seen the pictures.

                    I certainly could post some pictures of her as is, but what do I get out of it?

                    I've been thinking about building a file server. Figure I need three 120Gig Seagates(the quite ones), a nice mobo with SATA and about a gig
                    • No, you're missing the point. I mean link that text to this journal. If I'm too poor to send you a camera to look at nudie pictures of the lovely Svetlana, surely a large portion of Slashdot is. They'll read you entertaining journal (well it has been since I started posting to it) and get the idea. Maybe I'll link it, since I seem to get more +5's than you and more often for being funny, and people always read the funny comments.

                      You don't need to send pictures of her. Right now I have a lovely image of thi

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