Journal FortKnox's Journal: Its the most wonderful time.... of the year! 31
Yes, I purposely didn't put "Football:" in the title, but that's what I'm talkin about! For you americanites that don't watch the game, what turns you off about it? Would you be interested in learning the game? Would you be interested in watching it tonight? Tonight *is* the first game (Redskins vs Jets) and the announcers tend to be a little more explanatory in the game the first few games, so why not give it a shot?
If you get confused or have questions, post'm here and I'll answer them for ya. I'm pretty knowledgable in the game.
Oh, and for the fantasyfootballers... gotta set your lineups today before the game (if you have washington or jets players)!!! Don't forget! I'd hate to beat you just because you didn't set your lineup (I prefer a sound beating when you are prepared). :-P
If you get confused or have questions, post'm here and I'll answer them for ya. I'm pretty knowledgable in the game.
Oh, and for the fantasyfootballers... gotta set your lineups today before the game (if you have washington or jets players)!!! Don't forget! I'd hate to beat you just because you didn't set your lineup (I prefer a sound beating when you are prepared).
I am pumped! (Score:2)
But anyway, I got my Sunday Ticket all set (3rd year now) and ready to see McNabb and the boys get the job done!
Just hope they don't do the Big Choke against Tampa *again*
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I say this as a philadelphia fan (not of the eagles, hate foosball, eetz da devil!).
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Re:*cough* (Score:2)
Actually... FK has them picked, by 3 points. We'll see. If the eagles tank, I'm not an apologist.
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bah. (Score:2)
Re:bah. (Score:1)
Re:bah. (Score:2)
(for all you dumb Americans*: soccer, which is called football almost everywhere else except the United States)
* Yes, I know I'm one of those, that's why I can call y'all dumb Americans and nobody'll smack me upside the head for it.
Re:bah. (Score:1)
We need another term to refer to the American sport with the oblong thingy that people throw around with their hands. "Handpig" anyone?
Re:bah. (Score:1)
That works for me.
I understand the game but (Score:1)
I understand the basics of the game (though not all the technicalities of all the penalties, why would a team decline a penalty, can't be much of a penalty if the other team doesn't even want to accept it?) My biggest complaint about the game is that there is little flow to the game. Set up for a play, run it, set up for next play and so on. I understand that this is the
Re:I understand the game but (Score:1)
I'm more of a hockey fan, too, but for the sake of your knowledge:
Let's say a team completes a 25 yard pass, and there's a 5 yard penalty on the defense. You'd decline the 5 yard gain and repeat of the play and take the 25 yards, right? (After most penalties, the previous play is cancelled.)
That's why when a defender obviously jumps early, the quarterback will throw long. It's a free play where y
Re:I understand the game but (Score:2)
-Ab
Why I don't like football (Score:2)
My aversion to football initiated during my formative years, because as I was growing up, during football season, that's *all* that was ever on the television, and it was on *constantly*. As a teenager (when I naturally rebellious, anyway), I honed in on football as one specific target of my hostilities. I find it repugnant and reviling.
I am pretty much disgusted with the mindless zeal with which enthusiasts follow the sport. It just gets out of hand. People look forward all year
Re:Why I don't like football (Score:1)
This is the same in any sport - baseball, football, cycling, NASCAR, etc. A large part of the game is a mental mindset that despite the odds, one can continue to strive for excellence and accomplish feats never thought possible. How is this not a positive contribution? Some child may take this to heart and push past their place in society or past a lea
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Then something funny happened. I grew up a little, my mom died and watching football now, means more connecting with those childhood memories and remembering how much fun it was to
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Date the quarterback?? Eeeeeewwww! *shudder*
No way! I was taking on the ubergeek, Stanford-bound, Salutatorian of the class, making it my own personal "honors project" to teach him the Ways of Love(TM) before sending his ass off to college.
Football players.... yuk.
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What I hate about American football... (Score:2)
2. Too predictable: 3-yard rush, 3-yard rush, 3-yard rush, 1-yard run, first down. Repeat ad nauseum
3. Too much hype.
4. The entire sport seems based on gambling. Every NFL fan I know in Canada only likes the game because they like the betting that goes along with it. I wonder how much ratings would plummet if betting on NFL football were frowned upon by the league?
Things I like about the NFL:
1. Salary cap.
2. Revenue Sharing.
Every pro spo
Re:What I hate about American football... (Score:1)
4. The entire sport seems based on gambling.
No, you're thinking of the NCAA basketball tournament...
Ugh. (Score:2)
1. Action is divided into plays. So it's 3 seconds of activity, 3 seconds of activity, repeat ad nauseum. Plays are generally repetitive. Rush, Rush, Rush, Pass. First down. Yay.
2. Too much padding. If I'm watching a sport, I'm watching redirected violence. Show me injury, and when there's an injury there should be blood. No fights in football either.
3. Athleticism required is overrated compared to that required by "Soccer", Hockey, Basketball, or track.
4. Overhyped.
5.
Essential References (Score:1)
My favorite football column is Gregg Easterbrook's Tuesday Morning Quarterback [go.com] on ESPN.com. Peter King's Monday Morning Quarterback [cnn.com], on SI.com, is also good.
Easterbrook is a great antidote for those who tend to take the game too seriously.
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meh (Score:1)
don't care for watching most sports on TV
too much about machismo, glory, and ego
a slow game that still isn't leisurely. baseball is slow, but is a steady trickle of events. football happens in spurts.
rules are comprehensible, but there are too many. why does it have to be so complex? apparently just to differentiate it from rugby.
people who tend to play football also tend to be people who wanted to beat me up my first two years of high
screw the NFL; bring me college ball (Score:1)
My football story... (Score:2)
Did I mention she was the oldest of seven? I swear they could smell fear, and sensed this was more than 'just some random guy'. A pack of wolves...
As they backed me into a corner, I desperately grasped for anything. So I looked at her brother's baseball cap, noticed it was the Miami Dolphin
It's just that I don't get it ... (Score:2)
I think a better question is what, indeed, turns you on about it? I've never really understood the false rivalries teams and their fans propagate for no reason other than, apparently, to have a rivalry. It seems nearly useless and while I really do enjoy going to the odd Redskins or Ravens game the outcome of said game is completely not the point.
That said, I did go to college at U of Florida where it's absolutely mandatory that
Football! (Score:2)
Good old Collingwood forever,
we know how to play the game.
Side by side we stick together,
to uphold The Magpies name.
Hear the barrack