New Movie Troll's Journal: JonKatz Interview

Joining the likes of Pee Wee Herman and other losers who visit adult peepshows, JonKatz has spooged himself at the local theater while watching "Not Another Teen Movie."

Below is a transcript of an interview with JonKatz:

JK: "Actually, thought this was going to be a porn movie because the word teen was in the title. As spam has taught us (and boy do I miss the original hormel spam logo), teen = porn."

Interviewer: "John, I didn't even ask you a question yet. Do you ejaculate this fast too?"

JK: "Look at this spot on my pants - I just did, you're kinda cute, but too old for my tastes."

Interviewer: "Yuck. Let's try and keep this on a somewhat professional level, okay John?"

JK: "Yes, okay."

Interviewer: "So you found out it wasn't a porn movie, then what?"

JK: "I did what I always do. I get up and go look for a cute boy to sit down next to. Then I put him out with a cloroform rag and fondle his balls with one hand while I masturbate with the other."

Interviewer: "Really. That's, ummm... Disturbing."

JK: "Not to me. I do it all the time, and I get a discount when I show my NAMBLA card when purchasing cloroform."

Interviewer: "So you do this a lot then?"

JK: "All the time. Well, actually, sometimes the movies I see don't have any young boys in the audience due to the adult nature of the film, however, I can usually pleasure myself in those circumstances, or I bring one of the Slashdot crew along for company.

Interviewer: "Well, that's all the time we have for today, check back next week for the highly anticipated interview with the goatse.cx guy! Goodnight and God bless.