Roto-Rooter Man's Journal: The Moderator Song

To the tune of Kraftwerk's "Pocket Calculator":

I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator
I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator

Karma's adding, and subtracting
I'm controlling, and brown-nosing

I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator
I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator

Karma's adding, and subtracting
I'm controlling, and brown-nosing

By pressing down a special key, CmdrTaco blacklists me!
By pressing down a special key, CmdrTaco blacklists me!

I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator
I'm the moderator with my Netscape Navigator