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Journal JDWTopGuy's Journal: Interesting tactics in california gov. race 3

Hey, look! A new way of getting the male vote in elections: By being a babe!

Too bad she's on a liberal platform. People are figuring out that liberals are about as useful as a toaster designed for use at the bottom of the ocean.

Of course, she could get the stoner vote for her support of legalized narcotics. (Weed, but it won't stop there.)

In case any liberals wandered in here, let me explain that you most likely have a twisted misconception of what a conservative is.

A conservative stands for a small, efficient government, and sticking to the constitution. A conservative is not a racist bigot big-buisiness crime lord. Conservatives support capitalism because it works, but only if YOU work. If you're a lazy bum, of course you support socialism and big government, because you won't get off your ass and work.

You liberals whine about your rights, but what you really want is special treatment.

P.S. No, George W. Bush is not completely conservative. He's still better than any other canidate out there.

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