ramdac's Journal: You shat on a turtle?

I went to vino's tonight in Little Rock (www.vinosbrewpub.com) and it just so happened that I needed to take a "pit stop". In the bathroom stall in which I sat read the following on the wall:

Here I sit, broken-hearted
I tried to shit but only farted.
An Hour later, I took a chance--
I tried to fart, but shit my pants.

That's pretty funny--I hadn't heard it before.