The Porn Count's Journal: Daily Porn Count: 2002-01-17, Thursday

Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.

Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!

So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!