Chicks_Hate_Me's Journal: I'm A Pervert, A Pervert

"When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants"

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile? Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle

Pervert by Nerf Herder

Ah, the beautiful lyrics of Nerf Herder. As I look through my window onto Old Courthouse Square, I too agree, that I'm a pervert. Once upon a time, I was even afraid to check out girls because I didn't want to be called a pervert. No more are those days! When I see a "fly hunnie," instead of looking away in shame, I gawk, and stare and imagine stuffing her (after all, all chicks deserve a right, good stuffing.) I don't care if she doesn't want me looking at her, she shouldn't be wearing slutty clothes in the first place. It isn't sexual harassment you stupid bitches, it's unwanted attention. So yea, maybe you're only trying to attract the baggy pants, fubu shirt wearing wiggers with their sideways visors and their ricers with hideous 1/4 mile times that even my Volvo can get, but geeks like me are gonna be imagining slipping our never-been-touched members into you wet, juicy snatches. Why? Because you can't censor my imagination! That's why! Well, for now at least. Of course I realize that I would never stand a chance and they probably have herpes (word of advice to geeks: if a hot chick is nice to you, most likely she has herpes or she's a man) but it's still nice to imagine her moaning "Oh $name!" while you're smacking the ass and riding the wave.

Ah yes, hot days are nice, because hot days = hot chicks in skimpy clothes (and not so hot chicks in clothes they shouldn't wear.) Even if chicks pretend they hate guys staring at them, they actually do like them checkin em out. Unless some females are really really really stupid and don't realize guys are gonna stare at em when you're showing them the goods.

Would I ever go out with a super slutty bitch if she actually wanted me? Probably not, my brain needs to get an erection too! (and no, my penis isn't my brain, that would be a really small brain) but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna be pervert! Awww yeaaah.

Your backlash is warranted

[Mryll]

Keep blowing them off for now. There's a ton of time left at your age - things are going to continue getting better in your life for decades, while they're going to discover in the next decade that they're running out of time to find a solid relationship. By the time you're 30 or so, if you're healthy and fit, you'll probably have many choices of silly women in their 20's looking for sex. You'll also have choices amongst women in their 20's and 30's who have actually woken up and are seeking a serious relat

w3rd

[Chicks_Hate_Me]

That's some awesome advice, especially the comment on American Women being so spoiled. That's pretty damn accurate. I guess I was brought up with non-American traditional values and that's why I'm not a walking boner.

I'm sure that once I find a girl I like I wont really push sex. The problem with girls I have pursued in the past, was that I was looking for an easy fuck, halfway through, I would realize what I was doing and avoid them. I think things are really changing for me because I know what it feels l

Re:w3rd

[Mryll]

Naaah... I don't think it is lame and cheesy. We've just been so trained by our society and biology that the ultimate goal of sex becomes the all-or-nothing of the situation.

I've screwed up more than one potentially good relationship pushing for sex too fast. It's a hard thing to change for sure, but I honestly think that if you want the longest run pleasure of having great sex with a woman that you love on an ongoing basis, a slow but steady initial approach toward sex may work better.

I refuse to be a to