JDWTopGuy's Journal: Reader-contributed Quotes

• "Perl actually stands for the Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister) but don't tell anyone I said that" -Perl manpages
• At one time, we joked about selling this to the Soviets to set their computer science progress back 20 or more years.......We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:

  for(;P("\n"),R-;P("|"))for(e=C;e-;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2 ))P("| "+(*u/4)%2
  -Dennis Ritchie joking about the creation of C as a sick April fools joke

• "Never stick an electrical appliance down your pants" -Tim Allen
• "A dog will look up to you, a cat will look down on you, but a pig will look at you right in the eyes" -Winston Churchill

Thanks to Billly Gates (198444) (yes, "correct" spelling) for these.