babbage's Journal: *cough* *weezer* *cough*

Anna one --

OOO weee ooh I hack Perl like Buddy Hobbit...
Oh oh and you're Galadriel
I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
I don't care 'bout that

Anna two --

What's with these Ringwraiths, dissing my Shire?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
My-pre-cious, and that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
I don't care bout that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need Gandalf the Grey
My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
My-pre-cious, and that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

Bang, bang a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! How do we feel?
Don't look now but I missed my meal
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter Bor' are you feeling sick?
what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter Bor', are you feeling blue? oh-oh!
And that's for all time
And that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

Anna three --

My name is Frodo
I'm carrying the ring
Thanks for all who've read us
But now we're in movies!
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like Bilbo made
Before he ever found rings
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it

The Fellowship left right on time
Ringbearing costs only your mind
The Wizard said, 'Hey man, we go all the way'
Of course we were willing to pay

Our name is Smeagol
We gotta pocket full of your fishes
They're fresh out of water
But they're still makin' wishes (makin' wishes)
Tell us what to do
Now that Orcs have come --
Now with Elephants!
And you know what else?
Guess what we received
Out of Mordor today
Words of deep concern
From my little pressioussesss

In Rohan it's not going as we planned
Their warlord has fallen betranced
The great Ents will not clear a path
The wizard swears he learned his math

The Uruk-hai are leaving home
The Uruk-hai are leaving home
The Uruk-hai are leaving home
The Uruk-hai are leaving home
No!

The Uruk-hai are leaving home
The Uruk-hai are leaving home
The Uruk-hai are leaving home
No! No! No!

My name is Frodo

Anna okay I'll stop now :-)

Really though, I think I would have actually liked all the singing bits in LOTR if they'd been done to some kind of crunchy AC-DC/Ramones/Weezer guitars. Nevermind the Boll^H^H^H^HZeppelin, a quick glance at Weezer's lyrics shows lots of places for funny LOTR riffs... :-)