JDWTopGuy's Journal: Sigs for the wit-challenged, part 4

OK, I'm finished with the .sigs. Now I need something else to do. Well for now, here are the final .sigs for the wit-challenged.

• The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters.
• Light a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
• Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
• If you fall off a building, go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will be like hey, free dummy!

-JDWTopGuy