Debian Troll's Journal: Debian Troll appeals apt-get banned decision!

Greetings fellow Debian users and 42-year old virgins, Following the IP address of Debian Troll being banned (obviously part of a conspiracy by the fiercely pro-RedHat and RPM Slashdot administrators), I have written the following plea to the Moderating elite.

Join in the campaign today! apt-get install crap-flood the editors!!

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Dear Slashdot Moderators,

It appears that through some obviously inadvertent mistake, I have been banned from posting my insightful, razor sharp, cerebral commentary on the Linux and Debian worlds. Fear not, some readers of Slashdot may misinterpret my pro apt-get writings as 'Flamebait', or 'Trollish', but they are almost certainly RedHat users...or Bruce Perens has somehow gotten moderator access. Either way...I beg of you to please reinstate my posting rights, as there is a community of Debian enthusiasts just like you and I, yearning for my next apt-get laden posting.

As a fellow Debian and apt-get user, I thank you in advance for your cooperation,

Debian Troll.

It's OS X, I tell you!

[leviramsey]

Ever since /. added the apple section and Taco switched to OS X, there's been an influx of young, hip OS X users who get laid regularly to this site. Their envy of the 42-year old Debian users who are still virgins has led to this abuse.

SAVE SLASHDOT!!! BAN OS X!!!