JDWTopGuy's Journal: Sigs for the wit-challenged, part 3

Sorry for the long wait. Here's even more sigs. BTW, 15 fans, 3 freaks.

• Life is but the whim of 5 billion cells to be you for a while.
• You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
• Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as you like.
• Enlightenment is the realization that nothing on earth matters. Not surprisingly, the enlightened are somewhat depressed.
• I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.

Any comments, complaints? If you're getting tired of these, don't worry. I'm almost through. Probably only one more part.