JDWTopGuy's Journal: Sigs for the wit-challenged, part 2

Wow, 14 fans! Thanks everybody! BTW, still more of these to come.

• Every village idiot has the chance of becoming a national idiot.
• Give a man a fish and he owes you one fish.
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
• Everybody's normal in their own way.
• Never ask a geek, "why?". Just nod your head and back away slowly.