ChesireKat's Journal: The Rules

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|              THE RULES
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| 1.) The Female always makes the rules
| 2.) The rules are subject to change at any time
| without prior notification
| 3.) No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
| 4.) If the Female suspects the Male knows all
| The Rules, she must immediately change some or
| all of The Rules
| 5.) The Female is never wrong
| 6.) If the Female is wrong, it because of a
| flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct
| result of something the male did or said wrong.
| 7.) If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize
| immediately for causeing the misunderstanding.
| 8.) The Female can change her mind at any given
| point in time.
| 9.) The male must never change his mind without
| written consent from the Female.
| 10.) The Female has every right to be angry or
| upset at any given time.
| 11.) The Male must remain calm at all times,
| unless the Female wants him to be angry or
| upset.
| 12.) The Female must under no circumstances let
| the male know whether or not if she wants him to
| be angry or upset
| 13.) The Male is expected to mind read at all
| times.
| 14.) The Male who doesnt abide by the rules
| can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a
| wimp
| 15.) ANY attempt to document The Rules by a male
| could result in bodliy harm.
| 16.) If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are
| null and void.
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