JDWTopGuy's Journal: Sigs for the wit-challenged, part 1

Here's some good sigs/one-liners ranging from funny to "philosophical" in nature. I have more, and I will post them later. Most of them aren't mine, so don't give me any credit. (Welcome to my 2 new fans, total is now 12!)

• Live each day like it is your last because someday you'll be right.
• Save the bandwidth rainforest... use plain text!
• Technology is the answer, what was the question?
• True intelligence is realizing your own infinite stupidity.
• Stupidity is the world's most plentiful resource.