JDWTopGuy's Journal: Slashdot: The Text Adventure

I posted this as a comment, but for those of you who may not have seen it, I thought it was funny enough to throw in the journal.

Slashdot should be a text adventure game.

You are on the main page, generated for you by a beowulf cluster of soviet russians.

There is a troll's keyboard here.
> GET KEYBOARD
You are now carrying the troll's keyboard.

Suddenly, a vicious troll appears and begins throwing flamebait at you!
> THROW KEYBOARD AT TROLL
You hit the troll!
The troll vanishes in a puff of smoke!

There is a troll's keyboard here.
> GET KEYBOARD
You are now carrying the troll's keyboard.
> NORTH
You are in a maze of duplicate stories, all alike.
> HELP
Mark rooms with the EVIL bit to tell if you've been there before.
> SCORE
With a karma of 28, you are a witty wanderer. Only 60 more points to become a wizard!