JDWTopGuy's Journal: Michael Jackson jokes

Since whacko jacko felt the need to air his stupid home movies on FOX recently, I feel the need to make fun of him.

• Q: What do you call a pop star who abuses his kids?
  A: Michael Whack-Son
• Q: What do you call the period of time when Michael Jackson was black?
  A: The dark ages.
• Anybody (male or female) who sleeps with Michael Jackson is gay. (It's true!!)

And finally, a friend and I were trying to make analogies about the matrix. This is the best one:

The matrix is like Michael Jackson. We don't know what the heck it is.

Wouldn't that make a great .sig? Feel free to use it, just credit me for it. Anyway, still 10 fans, but now 2 freaks. BFD. All your soviet russians belong to evil bit for great PROFIT!!!!!

-JDWTopGuy