sharkdba's Journal: Why the French will not help US oust Hussein from Iraq?

• Stupid question, they didn't even help oust Hitler from France.
• Why is French participation in the war with Iraq crucial?
  Someone has to teach Iraqis how to give up.
• What is it: 100,000 French with their hands up?
  French military forces.
• How many French do you need to defend Paris?
  Unknown, no one tried it yet.
• Why are there rows of trees around streets in Paris?
  So the Germans can parade in shadow.
• How many gears do French tanks have?
  5 reverse and one forward ... in case someone attack them from behind.
• The only way to pull the French to Iraq is to tell them, the truffles were found there.
• Classified ad in a french newspaper: Machine gun for sale. Never used, abandonded once.