rasteri's Journal: Haikus

I discovered these haikus when I visited my old high school a few days ago. They were in my old network account (which is rather oddly still in existence).

I am a housewife
Husband takes pictures of me
When I'm in the bath

I like oranges
I have a cool orange hat
That is made of peels

Libraries are fun
We can think up lame haikus
When we should do work

The chairs here are blue
Unless we were to paint them
Then they'd be different

Chemicals are fun
Cos you can spill them on the
Heads of young children

Suicide is bad
It is often quite painful
And it stunts your growth

I must have been in a very strange mood when I wrote these...