neocon's Journal: Not in WHOSE Name?

So, as ncc74656 points out, a bunch of loony lefties calling themselves Not in Our Name have put together a petition against the liberation of Iraq (and by extension, in favor of Mr. Husseins rape, murder, and torture against the Iraqi populace).

As he also points out, it's well worth signing the counter-petition up here.

I'd like to point out, as James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal has written, that even the number of signers NION claims should be taken with a grain of salt when you consider some of these `persons' who have signed their petition:

• A Chance Give War, "Pax Americana"
• A. Craven Coward
• A. Scarlett Butt
• Abdullah I Amaislamofashist, "Osama Bin Laden Travel Agency"
• Adolf Alois Schickelgruber, "Student"
• Ahben Dover
• Ala Akbar, "Muslim Peace Association"
• Alika Myballzgood, "Student, Auburn University - War Eagle!!"
• Allan Marcus Dingleberry, "Lunkhead"
• Alvin Chipmunk, "Toon Animation"
• Americans Behind Bush, "Millions of American Citizens"
• Anita Bath, "I woulda pledged but things have been kinda slow since I got outta rehab"
• Anita Clue
• Anita Dickey
• Art Vandeley, "Importer/Exporter"
• Barbra Sadam Gebhardt, "Self-appointed Democrat Advisor"
• Barney the purple Dinosaur, "PBS"
• Ben Arnold, "war veteran, friend of peace through compromise"
• Ben Arnold, "war veteran, friend of peace through compromise"
• Bie Tmai Arze
• Billy Bob Bubba, "President, National Association of Inbred Rednecks"
• Blinda S Aabat, "nonlinear optical research"
• Bob Loblaw, "Baby corn farmer"
• Boris Davidovich Bronstayn, "Boljsevik party"
• CIA Agents, "Thanks for putting your names here, makes our job so much easier"
• Caesar S Dressing, "please send more lettuce"
• Carol Aubin, "An absolutely horrified Technical Writer"
• Com E Bastards
• Cosmo Kramer, "Nambla" (presumably the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes)
• Culture Clash
• Daisy Cutter, "I volunteer to drop in on Saddam and deliver this message of peace"
• Daniel Batten, "Pleasant Fellow"
• David Duke, "Grand Wizard and Politician, Louisiana"
• David Sylvan Fine, "Bomber"
• Ded Lib Eral
• Dewey P Blue
• Don T Havabrane, "Writer"
• Donald D. Duca
• Dr. Fred Mbogo
• Droppa D Bomboniraq, "Peace Activist"
• Dub Yakick sass
• Durt Eeter, "famous liberal archetype"
• Dusty Bottoms, "mentally challenged"
• Dümscheiss De Linquent, "Director, Society for the Advancement of Integrity in Using Our Name"
• E. Normous Johnson
• E. Rassible, "Anger Managment Counselor"
• Eat My Butt, "Church of Bob"
• Eata Small Animal, "Peta"
• Edouard Daladier, "Président du Conseil, député radical, 'le bull of Vaucluse' "
• Eileen Dover, "Sporting events observer/announcer"
• Elwood P. Dowd, "retired pooka"
• Emerson Biggunz, "Photographer, Hustler Magazine"
• Emille Turdekowski, "Sanitation Engineer"
• Eva Braun, "Hausfrau"
• Fat Bastard, "Overweight homicidal Scotsman"
• Fletch F. Fletch, "Shepherd"
• Frank Drebin, "Lieutenant, Police Squad"
• Fred Bob Flintstone, "City of Bedrock"
• Freddie The Freeloader, "Economist; expert in the American Leisure Class"
• Fuh Geddaboudit, "Voice Coach"
• Gas Bag, "Men with hats"
• George Costanza, "assistant traveling secretary for the New York Yankees"
• George P. Burdell (if you don't know his name, see this page)
• Get Bentz, "What the hell is a Community Integration Specialist?"
• Get Those Iraqi Bastards, "A freedom-loving American who wants all terrorists stopped, at all costs. God bless America"
• Good Job George, "Arafat is a terrorist"
• Harry Buttock, "Anti-gravity League"
• Hassan BenSobar, "Our Lady of Perpetual Intoxication"
• Hassan Nasrallah, "Instructor of Religion"
• Herr Grupenfuher Eichmann
• Honor Back, "Prostitute"
• Hugh G. Reckshun, "facilitator/actitivist"
• Hurt Me Again, "Slaves & Cowards, Inc."
• I M ALameDuck, "Canadian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to LameDucks"
• I P. Daily, "Urologist"
• I.D. Iot, "Thinkers United"
• I.M. Cornholio, "Postmodern Vegan Poetry Therapy Activist / bag boy at Whole Foods"
• I.M. Depraved
• I.P. Freylie
• ILOVE bin-laden
• ILiketo ThinkISpeak forthelittlepeople, "moron"
• Iam An Ediot, "USA Haters Anonymous"
• Idiot Drooling, "Lawyer at Large"
• Ihava Dee Badvartz, "Independant thinker"
• Ikant Belib Issnautbuttar, "Denier of All Things Obvious"
• Im Saddams Bitch, "Philozophizer"
• Ima Lez Bein, "Performance Artist / Janitor / Master of Haiku"
• Ima Yousfel Edeeaht, "Islam is a religion of Peace"
• Imalfor Offing Adictaytur, "Environmental activist"
• Iosif V. Djugashvili, "Teacher, film editor, artist, Secretary General, activist"
• Ishka Bubboo, "Ilegals united to bring down Amerika"
• Issuc Mooskock
• Ivan Awfulitch
• Jack Asse
• Jack Assis, "Another Lefty"
• Jack Handy, "Deep Thoughts Inc."
• Jade Beaty, "Sexual Healer"
• James Bond, "secret agent"
• James Taranto, "Juvenile hurmorist"
• James Tarrantos Eviltwin
• Jason forget
• Jeb Bartlett, "Pres. of the US, smart dude, commie"
• Jeffrey Darmer, "People the Other White Meat"
• Jehtro D. BoDean, "Double Naught Spy"
• Jimmy Carter, "Girlyman"
• Jodie Evans, "Bad Babes with Bucks and Their Buddies, women of mens speaking out for the earth, the values of their country and the needs of the people."
• Jody Rink, "pain old (poor) American Citizen"
• Joern Christian Reppenhagen, "The world will not survive a second Hitler. Show that you have learned from the past: Say NO if asked for your support of total war. Say NO to Adolf W. Bush"
• Johnny Chung, "Political Action Coordinator, Nuclear Secrets Trader, Clinton Supporter"
• Johnny Cochrane, "If we bomb in HASTE, it will be a WAIST"
• Jon M Steoneman, "chairdog & poetician for the Oregon Committee to Re-Elect Nobody for President"
• Jonathan S. Tuttle, "US Army, Capt., 4077 Mobile Army Surgical Hospital"
• Kate Forna
• Keith Edward Bentz, "Community Integration Specialist"
• Kilacomie Furchrist
• Kunta Kinte, "geneological researcher, NAACP"
• L Eagle Alien, "California Pollworker"
• Lain Chamber, "Neville"
• Laura J. Cody, "Regular American Citizen/ Ed Asner For President"
• Lavrenti Beria, "retired secret policeman"
• Lee DerHosen, "Munich, Germany"
• Leftist Crazee, "Ostrich"
• Leland Hall, "School" (click here to find out "who" Leland Hall is)
• Lib Asilly, "pretend author"
• Lib Errol Coward, "Multicultural and Neural Receptor Deficient"
• Lifestupidlibs Geta
• Lima Bean, "Tootie Frootie"
• Linker Fluger Verlangsamt, "Professor of History, University of Berlin, Germany"
• Lisa Lynn Alyson, "self-made thinker"
• Lisa Taranto
• Lou Cipher, "Leader of the Iraqi Nation"
• Loveit Or Leaveit
• M. Becile, "Society for the preservation of psychopathic mass-murdering dictators"
• Madonna Cantsingh
• Mahatma Kane Jeeves, "movie star"
• Majlis Friden, "female leftish oganisation"
• Michael Danza, "Voter and Human"
• Mihel Aeildrhondel, "Aeildrhondelin Nation"
• Mike L. Angelo, "artist, ceiling specialist"
• Monty Burns, "Business leader"
• Monty Zuma, "Gallup, NM"
• Mouva Tu Cañada, "President and CEO, Sudentenland Revisited"
• Muhammad Amin al-Husayni, "Member of National Organization of Journalism and Executive Workshop Schools, Grand Mufti of Jerusalem'
• Mullah Yodeller Omar, "former cleric in hiding"
• Mussolini Benito, "Public Affairs Activist, Politcal Organizer"
• Myrna Rachel Burkholder, "Michiana Dylsexia Correction Center"
• Naive Idiots All, "Save my children from your stupidity"
• Notre Al Bright, "Watermelon"
• Notso Bright
• Oliver Clozoff, "Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists"
• Olivia Turner, "can not be used in listing"
• Olma Balsitch
• Opin Ionjournal Com, "Taranto fan"
• Otto Clave, "concerned instrument"
• P. Nile Emplante, "Nitwitted Liberal"
• Patricia Richman, "I am an artist and mother of tow"
• Peace Atany Cost, "Liberal activist with little concept of international relations nor economics"
• Peter Fitzwell, "President, Gigolos for Peace"
• Phoney Baloney, "Gullible Liberal"
• Pino Chio, "Puppet makers"
• Rama Lama Dingdong, "Islamic Street Corner Doo Wop Vocalist"
• Ramsey Clark, "Former US Attorney General, Current Unemployable Lunatic"
• Ramzi Muhammad Abdullah bin al-Shibh, "Camp Counselor: Gitmo"
• Rebecca Hall, "Attorney; History Ph.D Candite"
• Rev. Mia Reeves, "Seminary of Interfaith Studies; Pagan Unity Campaign - State Chair; Witches Against Religious Discrimination; State Chair"
• Rhea Tards, "St. Elizabeths, Washington, D.C."
• Roe Dann, "Monster Island Reclamation Society"
• Rose E. Palmer, "touch therapist trainee"
• Rudolf Hess, "retired pilot"
• Runup N Bitemyass, "Department of Fenestration, MIT"
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg, "Supreme Court Justice, Rodent Impersonator"
• SadaamWill B. Destroyed, "Defense Contractor"
• Sesroh Tootap, "FFA"
• Seymour Buttes, "Taranto Society"
• Sister Mary Elephant, "Class..."
• Snardinus The Bald, "Medieval Warrior dedicated to the eradication of leftists"
• Soylent Green, "Looking for volunteers"
• Special Ed, "computer user"
• Tarquin Fintinwimbimbimbimbusstop Fitang-fitangolay-bisquitbarrel, "The Very Silly Party"
• Teroff My Burka
• Thai Nee Dong
• Thewebrules Bestof
• Thomas J. Hillgardner, "2002 Lt. Governor candidate of the Marijuana Reform Party of New York"
• Thurston Howell III
• Tim McVeigh, "vibrational healer"
• Uni Bombur
• Vladimir Harkonnen
• VoteRepublican DefeatAnti-Americanism
• Waleed Al Shehri, "retired pilot"
• Walter Cronkite, "former important news anchor"
• What A Joke, "People like you would have let Hitler rule the world"
• Who Flung Dung, "pitcher"
• Wile E Coyote, "Super genius"
• William Dallas Anderson III, "American living abroad that is becoming embarassed to be an American"
• Wilma Flintstone, "This dress is getting really itchy'
• Worl dO fJihad
• Wyatt Flag Flyer, "Vichy, France"
• YASSIR DHATSMEH BEH-BEH
• You-must Be-joking, "U S Citizen"
• Yubin Yerkinov, "Left wing idiot"
• david gaviola tapia, "YES, IN MY NAME :-)"
• im an eediot
• john Galt
• patricia daniels, "person of light and peace"