CarneAzada's Journal: pR0n!!!11!!

"...once you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all. People get naked and do it, ho hum. Check out this other one where... Um... People get naked and do it, ho hum." taken from here: http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/27/1838238 Um...no. If porn were all the same there wouldn't be a history of cases with the Supreme Court trying to determine whether or not pornography and other obscenities are entitled to First Amendment protection. Just go to any of these links: http://laws.findlaw.com/us/354/476.html, http://laws.findlaw.com/us/413/49.html, oh and this one especially: http://laws.findlaw.com/us/475/868.html it features affidavits written by a "Confidential Criminal Investigator" working for a district attorney's office who viewed the porn movies in question and wrote detailed descriptions about the content of each one. So basically he got paid to watch porn. Imagine having that job. Anyway...the movies all have different plots. Yes porn movies do have plots, some of which are actually more interesting than the porn itself. Some of it is straight comedy, such as the following which is not a plot but an introductory scene. Girl sitting in her apartment watching TV. The doorbell rings, girl answers, it's a repair guy. "I'm here to repair your refrigerator," he says. "But my refrigerator's not broken," says the girl. Repair guy gets mischievous look his face, cue porn store music *bount chica bount bount*, yadda yadda. There is also that series where the guys drive around in the van thing and pick up random chicks to have sex with and they film it in the van. Don't forget about all the fetish porn that's out there. And the softcore stuff on Showtime and Cinemax (which has actually been dubbed SKINemax for that purpose(by others not by me fyi))...Okay I don't even watch porn that much, but I know enough about it to know that it's not all the same. Shit, all you gotta know, is know OF it to know that it's not all the same. Why do you think they've got hardcore and softcore categories? To classify porn according to the amount of nudity and sexual content. Oh well, considering the source (someone who buys stuff from iTunes, in other words, a dumbass), that comment means nothing. I know there's probably some easier way to post links on here and will figure it out later.