byrdfl3w's Journal: My very first journal entry

Well, here I am. Long time reader, seldom poster. I have been a netizen since the days of bb's, however I have avoided blogging, partially because it's hard to type when you're covered from head to toe in tinfoil, but mostly because I seriously doubt whether anyone would be remotely interested in my textual outpourings.

Here on Slashdot, perhaps I have finally found a place to spew forth my thoughts, with little risk of them being noticed by any but the most dedicated of data travelers. And possibly the FBI.
This is the place I shall come, when my desire to post incendiary comments becomes so great it would endanger my karma. I shall spout intermittently, incoherently, inconsiderately, until I am empty and satisfied with myself.

Not unlike the way I feel immediately following an hour on the toilet.