There's a new project on SourceForge for anyone who's ever been told to "submit a patch". I have no idea why they accepted it.
Addendum: This is not my project; I'm just linking to it.
"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?" -- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)