Journal lpret's Journal: M$'s little bitch... 1
I have a Athlon T-bird 1.2 w/ 512 DDRAM, and a GeForce4 Ti 4400. Now, I should be able to run some pretty bitchin games right? Wrong. Under linux, I can't even run TuxRacer over 10 fps!!! Now this just pisses me off. I've tried everything that's been suggested for nVidia cards with no luck. So, no bitchin games under Linux (unlike XP which lets me tear up GTAIII still).
Our router in my apartment is upstairs and I'm downstairs. So I have to do wireless. Now, that wouldn't be so bad, except Linux doesn't see my frickin wireless card as a viable internet connection! So, I can't connect to the internet with Linux. And yes, I've tried everything, and it still doesn't work.
Oh, and I learned C#. How's that you Linux freaks? A Microsoft language to screw up anything good about C++ and Java...yup, I'm their bitch.
Oh, and I just bought a Toshiba e740 and it runs Microsoft stuff. Yes, I even use Outlook for my two POP3 accounts as well as my Hotmail account
And while I'm laying it all out, I did download that single by Justin Timberlake off of Kazaa. I am listening to it right now. I have the little bliss background on my XP Pro desktop that defines my state: even forced ignorance is bliss. And yes, I do have a crush on Britney Spears, she is a hottie. And yes, I do date a girl who says "Omigosh, I was, like, totally pissed off that the Gap didn't have my size 0 pants I'd specifically ordered!" and yes she's really cute. Do you think I'd get something like that from screwing around with Linux all day every day? Nope, I do all my shit in Windows and have time to go out at night.
You think I'm kidding don't you? That I'll end this with some witty comment how I woke up from my nightmare? Nope, I really am that little bitch that yall are pissed off at.
And yes, I did just say yall, I'm from Texas...
I was with you (Score:1)
Just tell us you didn't buy any licenses for all that M$ code, and you might be redeemable.