rdmiller3's Journal: I want a funny hat!

Some religions require adherents to wear funny hats. Yamulka's, turbans, burkhas, scarf-thingies, or whatever.

I don't believe in any supernatural mumbo-jumbo nor follow any "faith" but they say that atheism is a "religion". Why don't atheists wear funny hats?

Oh, and while I'm at it... I want to get some medication for my condition. I don't have any illness or disease that I'm aware of, so they say I'm "healthy".

If atheism is a religion, then "healthy" must be a disease. What would be the proper medicine to cure my health?