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blinder: do you want some grape juice?

dragon: no

blinder: i was kidding. I meant, "you hate grape juice. You're tired of it. You're so sick of grape juice that you could just KICK THE NEIGHBOURS!"

dragon: ???
(bursts out laughing)

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"jaws" is now called, "show me the way to go home," because the song got stuck in my head and now whenever "jaws" is on television, blinder starts singing the song.

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Sometimes with "show me the way to run away, i tickled the dragon and i'm gonna be slain, show me the way to run away" as the lyrics.

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dragons do a mean shark impression. Not a very good one, but certainly a mean one. Kicking people and everything.

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dragon: i want to go to the movies

blinder: is anything playing?

dragon: no.

blinder: really?

dragon: Nothing is playing, we'll stare at empty screens.

blinder: i meant, anything good.

dragon: No. Nothing good is playing. I don't care. We haven't been to the movies in awhile.

blinder: all right, we'll go to the movies.

dragon: is anything playing?

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  • Does your apartment have a built-in laugh track and only three walls with a lot of people where the fourth wall should be who seem to have nothing better to do than watch you all day and a couple guys pointing big boxes at you?

    And do I ramble too much?

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

  • Hmmm... I have a pair of free tickets that one of the big big bosses here gave me for Christmas... we really should use them. I'll be sure to bring a big bottle of grape juice :-)

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