Frater 219's Journal: Words to Grow On Part III: Electric Boogaloo

bound variable n. A person who sometimes enjoys being tied up, and sometimes doesn't.

free radical n. 1. A GNU partisan. 2. An anti-war protestor not yet noticed by the Office of Homeland Security.

gnaked adj. The state of a commercial Unix system prior to the installation of useful pieces of free software.

peace officer n. A person employed to commit violence against peace activists.

pr0t n. A listening TCP socket harboring an insecure or buggy network service; the target of a pr0tscan.

processed imitation relational database flavored product n. mySQL or Microsoft Access, e.g.

realloc n. A piece of security infrastructure that actually works. Opposite of a fakeloc.

Satan's-ass pattern n. A commonly used design pattern in object-oriented programming, in which a class represents a hodge-podge of functionality and data storage uglier than Satan's ass.

shoujo-nai n. Of anime, contaning no lesbian content.

Zen erotica n. The sound of one hand diddling.