Kymermosst's Journal: Fitty questions...

Everybody's doing it...

1. If you had to live in a different state than the one you live in what would it be?
Idaho.

2. If you were on a plane that crashed, would you rather be stranded on an island or a desert?
Did you mean *in* a plane? Definitely an island.

3. What "catches your eye" first in the opposite sex?
Her face.

4. How much do you think a guy should spend on an engagement ring?
Don't get me started. Diamonds are the most expensive useless thing out there. That being said the one I bought for my bride is worth a few grand.

5. How old do you want to be when you retire?
Unfortunately, I have passed that age and am still not retired.

7. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the most attractive person in the world?
Smartest.

8. Do you think tattoos are hot?
By "hot" do you mean sexy? Depends.

9. What was your first pet?
It was a cat.

10. Where did you go on your first Spring Break?
Home.

11. Are you scared of spiders or snakes?
I'm not scared of spiders, but I dislike them.

12. What was your first job?
Burger flipper.

13. What is in your front, right pocket?
Not wearing pants, sorry.

14. Do you put up a real Christmas tree each year?
No. Some years I don't put up a tree at all.

15. How many blankets are on your bed?
One.

16. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
As of about 3 days ago.

17. When was the last time you received a card in the mail?
A few days ago.

19. Who was the last person that text-messaged you?
Wife.

20. Who was the first person you saw today?
Wife.

21. Do you have any awards hanging on your wall?
Not yet. But I did in the old place.

22. Do you own glasses?
Yes. Drinking out of plastic sucks.

23. When is the last time you shaved something on your body?
Today.

25. What was your first vehicle?
1985 Dodge Charger.

26. Do you miss high school?
No.

27. Are you more of a neat or messy person?
Somewhere in between.

28. Do you think that everyone should have a cell phone?
Everyone should be allowed to have one... until they annoy the piss out of me somewhere where people are supposed to STFU, like a movie theater. That should be punishable by death.

29. Do you remember your first family vacation?
No.

30. Ever been in a fight with a best friend?
Yes.

31. Ever puked in public?
Oh yeah... at a formal dinner... after a few bottles of wine all to myself... it gets worse...

32. Would you prefer dinner and a movie or bowling and ice cream?
I don't get a say in things like this... the wife decides.

33. Do you sleep with your door open or closed at night?
The front door? Closed.

34. How far do you live from work?
5 minutes.

35. Do you believe in afterlife?
Well, I don't think we "wink out" when we die.

36. How many credit cards do you own?
Read the back of the card. You don't own yours, either.

37. Would you move to another country tomorrow, if you were offered a $100,000 job?
Depends on the country. But that's not much more than I make now.

38. How many kids do you see yourself having?
I can't have children. Lack of ovaries, uterus, etc.

39. Were you a trouble child?
Hah. You'd unfriend me if you knew.

40. Do you like butterflies?
Meh.

41. Can you shake your booty?
Would you want me to try?

42. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Night.

43. Where is your favorite place to eat?
Home.

44. What did you wear to bed last night?
Wear?

45. Do you have to sleep with something "ON" every night in order to sleep?
Allergen filter.

46. On average, how much TV do you watch a day?
0 to 1 hour.

47. Do you have any piercings?
No.

48. Would you rather go snorkeling in the Caribbean or hiking on the Appalachian Trail?
Bah, I've already been scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef. What's the Caribbean got to offer?

49. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No. But I've taken Shaolin Kung Fu.

50. Do you think if you got married, you would ever get a divorce?
I am married. And I don't really think people plan on getting divorced. Except maybe the Hollywood types.