Journal janeowit's Journal: Ornups! Or: The Importance of Reporting Ornaments 12
So this morning Sol was bragging about how nice her ornaments are, she didn't say it but the word classy was implied. Sure, I could sit around and be jealous or I can revel in how craptacular my family's ornaments are!
Here are a few of my favorites:
1. The Pipe-cleaner star: This is something I made, and my stupid pills* are really making it hard to describe. There are 4 pipe cleaners and the midpoint they are twisted to join all of them together, and the 8 ends stick out along the x, y, and z axis in all four quadrants. But it is all scrawny and bent, it looks so sad.
2. Bongo and Waldo: This seems to be some kind of 2" by 2" cardboard advertisement for two stuffed sweaters wearing teddy-bears. Their names, Bongo and Waldo, are printed along the bottom.
3. The M&M Santa: You know how around the holidays some candies come in clear tubes that may or may not look like candy canes? And they put a cute little stopper on it. I believe that in 4th grade my secret santa gave me a tube of M&Ms, and it had an M with a santa hat on for the stopper. When I was done eating the candy, I put the cheap plastic figure on the tree. Since then it has been part of the permanent collection.
4. The Cube: I made a cube out of several pieces of origami paper, and voila! I made an ornament. It is green, orange, black, yellow, and hideous. There is no way to actually attach it to the tree, so you just kind of set it on a limb. And repeat; because it keeps falling off.
5. Handicapped Scrooge: I think A Christmas Carol's Ebenezer Scrooge might have been a little more considerate if he was like ours. We have a figurine showing the reformed Scrooge with Tiny Tim up on his shoulder, and his feet are broken off. It's nice to see a man with no feet carrying a crippled boy.
We also have plenty of tired ornaments, beaded styrofoam balls missing half of their beads and ancient colored glass balls will the paint chipping off, to name a few. That isn't to say we don't also have nice ornaments, but the ugly, odd, and broken ornaments are the ones that have stories.
Do you have any not nice ornaments that you keep around?
*Of course, most of the stupidity isn't a side-effect, but I can get a pharmacist who specializes in this class of medication to attest to the fact that my newest combo is actually making me less intelligent.
Mad Rabbit Santa (Score:2)
Memories aren't made of classy. (Score:2)
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Pasta Angel? I don't know that one. Do you have a Clothespin Reindeer [kidsdomain.com]? We have several. Do you have the green painted puzzle piece wreath? I love that one.
It makes me so happy that you were able to get the felt
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Pasta angel [karenrossi.com]. Ours has a folded piece of card stock between the elbow macaroni to look like a hymnal or whatever angels read.
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I could just as easily use the phone, but I'm in a basement and intend to stay here for several more hours. When are available to enjoy the folkways of the holidays? Otherways we'll have to wait until May 27th!!! Oh the humanity!
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Perhaps the Friday evening before Christmas? Or the weekend of New Years.
When are you done with finals?
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I'm doomed.
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Our TREE is not-classy (Score:2)