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    1. Form a political party called "None of the Above."
    2. A lot of people will vote for it, not realizing they're actually voting for someone ...
    3. PROFIT! (oops - that's Dick Cheney's 1.2.3 list ...)

  • Yes (Score:2)

    by ellem ( 147712 ) *
    Yes we can.

    By electing me God/Emperor!

    As God/Emperor of New York I will:

    Abolish Connecticut and use their corpses to fill the Long Island Sound, using the dead slaves of New Jersey to replenish them as they decompose.
    Attack Africa (yes the continent) to rid the world of "weird" diseases.
    Remove the jury system from the state of California, they can't handle it.
    Clone Winona Ryder and force her replicants to wear latex catsuits.

    Who is with me?
    • If, instead of cloning Winona Ryder, you instead clone Salma Hayek, you have my vote.

      • Filthy traitor! Guards!

        Cheers,

        Ethelred

        • There would have been a Salma Hayek clone for you, too...
          Besides since ellem says no, you could still garner my vote by promising me a Salma Hayek clone of my own.
          I might even be willing to settle for a Jessica Alba clone.

          • Hmmmm...for your insolence you shall have only the Jessica Alba clone.

            The Selma Hayek one's for me. Muahahahahahaha!

            Cheers,

            Ethelred

      • Re: (Score:2)

        by ellem ( 147712 ) *
        Sadly Salma will be part of the great Mexican Purge... oh crap did I type that? Well it's OK as long as I don't hit Subm

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