Ethelred Unraed's Journal: HB2Smooch

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HB2SmoochitySmoocherson!

[Some Woman]

I brought cake! Anybody want some cake?

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[Talinom]

Oh hell yeah!!! But remember that cake is merely the delivery mechanism for the frosting.

Tell me more about the cake. Slowly. Let me get comfortable.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Tell me more about the cake. Slowly. Let me get comfortable.

And about the hawttt babe hiding inside of it.

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[btlzu2]

Heeeee!!! What kind??? :D i had some dark chocolate cake from wdb and it was delish! I'm always hungry for more cake. :)

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[Some Woman]

The most wonderful, moist white cake with creamy and fluffy frosting that you will ever have (you listening, Talinom?). I thought we could use something to balance out the chocolate.

(Shhhh! I bought it from a bakery. Don't tell!)

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[TechnoLust]

Happy Birthday beetlezootoo! So I had Nancy's Chicago Pizza for lunch. It's pretty good. Mostly because there was no pineapple on it! :-D

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[TechnoLust]

What kind of question is that? Are there people who DON'T want cake? I say these people aren't really people, but robots pretending to be people to spread discord across the land!

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[Some Woman]

My roommate hates frosting and has a limited tolerance for cake. Some Guy rather dislikes non-chocolate cake, especially the frosting. Luckily for me, he knows me well enough that he just gets out of the way while I help myself to his plate. There are a few more people whom I know to be non-sweets people.

These people are out there. Eat their cake before they toss it in the trash.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

I'm actually one of those people. I'd much rather eat something salty, like chips, than sweets. The only sweet thing I like is Coke, and I also drink sweet tea, but other than that, I usually just give my portion of sweets or chocolate or whatever to BoE.

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[TechnoLust]

I'd much rather eat something salty
If you were a girl, I'd so be making a perverted joke right now. :-)

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Well, at least I have a constant supply!

...

(Did I ruin your keyboard? Did I?)

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[TechnoLust]

No, but I threw up in my mouth a little.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Dammit. I was going for a ruined keyboard! *grmbl*

Cheers,

Ethelred

Awwww jeeez. :)

[btlzu2]

Thanks Mr. Master of the Universe (in your head)! :)

Happy Birthday to you too because I think I forgot it. Bad Smoochy!

I already had some nice birthday cake too... Gooey home made dark chocolate (say it spanish-like, it sounds sexier!) cake.

Have a nice day over there in Germany! (while learning 3 new languages) Have some yummy Gewürztraminer!! :D

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[subgeek]

happy birthday, good sir. and thanks to ethelred for reminding me. i forget lots of people's birthdays, but this time i was reminded before it was too late.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Ahhh, indeed, you failed to congratulate me!!!!!11!!!!! [slashdot.org]

Guards!

Very well, then. Celebrate your birthday while you can -- for tomorrow shall be your DOOM! DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! DOOOO*kaff*kaff*

Cheers,

Ethelred