dpt's Journal: Lame web site of the day

If you would like to see a web site designed by someone with no skill, clue, taste or talent, take a look at:

woogieoogieboogie

Remember, this clown can learn, in minutes, things that take anyone else years. He is, apparently, a highly paid web developer, so you too can have a site this bad, for a price!

Take a look at the woogieoogieboogie user page on /., to see this person boast of his skills. When you look at the end result of the application of these masterful abilities, it's certainly clear that no-one could come close in terms of putting every stupid thing so beloved of clueless web lightweights onto the one page.

Update The page has mysteriously been altered, as Mr Pratt claims to have "seen the light" at some point between doing this page and now. That's an interesting claim considering that this person can learn *everything* about a subject "in minutes", so you would think clunkingly bad mistakes like this would be impossible.

Overall, it's not much of an improvement, as it still uses tables for layout, rather than CSS, which could have been used to achieve the same effect. It's a start, though.

Still, at least one person has been embarrassed into fixing their lameness, and probably won't do it in future. If you want to see it in all it's previous glory, just go to the wayback machine, of course.

What a loser.

[woogieoogieboogie]

Anyone with common sense can see the link to my home page in my profile [ http://www.ispelunker.com ] and on my postings. So you found a 4 year old site that was forgotten about. No problem. In minutes it has been updated. Aww, look, in seconds I learned XHTML 1.0 Strict and it validates. http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fhom e.earthlink.net%2F%7Ewoogieoogieboogie%2F&charset= %28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline

You are such a fool.

Why is it you have nothing to show? Why do you hide and pretend to actually be somebody. Is it becuase you really are such a loser? C'mon code monkey, show us all what you got!! Are you afraid to put websites up in front of the public.

All you can ever do is ridicule, the reasons for this are well known. You cannot accomplish anything so you attempt to tear down others to make yourself look good. Quite pathetic really.

http://www.e-tards.com/

[woogieoogieboogie]

http://www.e-tards.com/