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Journal Cervantes's Journal: Notes and taglines 2

I always believe that a good sig can make someones day, so I'm gonna store the better ones I find here for use. I may even grant fair-use ;-)

--- The believer is happy; the doubter is wise

--- The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters.

--- How come we choose from just two people to run for president and fifty for Miss America?

--- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.

-- "Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool." Think about it.

--- If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.

--- Is your freedom worth your life?

New as of Nov 6:

Don't you miss the good ol' days when it was the FCC's modem bandwidth regulations rather than the FBI's guns that controlled how fast we browsed?

I wanna be just like Linus when I grow up... No, the one with the blanket

"You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?" -- Steven Wright

Would you cut off your right hand to become left-handed?

"Here's this box, it's FREE!
It may contain candy.
It might contain scorpions."
How can you tell?

When in doubt, f*ck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!

"The function of freedom is to free someone else." -Toni Morrison

"If imprisonment worked, the United States would be the safest country in the world." --Dr. Kelly Hannah-Moffat

-- We live in a world where lemonade is artificial and soap has real lemon.

  It's going to be like the War on Drugs, except it'll take away the rights of white people too.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush

I wonder where our government will put the concentration camps.

"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists."

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0237/solomon.php

laugh while you still have the right..

http://www.gluemeat.com/comics/20020705.html

I was very involved in my high school politics... I assasinated 3 class presidents.

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