Pirogoeth's Journal: I Have Absolute Power!!!

My wife says I am powerless over "Hint of Lime" Tostitos.

I tell Tostitos, "Sack, open!" Sack opens.
I tell Tostitos, "Get in bowl!" Tostitos go in bowl.
I tell Tostitos, "Resign yourself to your fate!" Tostitos resign to being eaten.

What you mean, "Powerless over Tostitos?" Not me!!!

hilarious

[subgeek]

i did lol at this.

the knock-off available at aldi isn't as good, but is equally demanding on the use of my powers.