It's people like you who make '.get_random_problem().'! You're either a shill or a dickhead! You can't do those things! It was because of this very attitude that Torvalds and Stallman endured 60 days of torture and rape in the desert to create Red Hat! Surely even someone as stupid as you can understand that without '.get_random_thing().', we can never have true '.get_other_random_thing().'?! And what about poor old Steve Ballmer? Did you ever stop to think about Ballmer? I bet you didn't. You Lunix zealots