Miraba's Journal: How to whore for^W^W earn points on /.

1. Wait for an article related to your job to pop up. Read it early.

2. Make a snarky comment bashing the article and/or the submitter and/or the editor, all of whom have failed to realize that the "news" is in fact something that even a novice within the field would know.

3. ???

4. Profit!