Kymermosst's Journal: Another Q&A Meme

I don't know why I do these. It must be some sick obsessive-compulsive thing.

Anyway, I got this from queenofthe1ring.

Ocean or Lake? Lake. Smells better in most cases.
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza all the way.
Mansion or Penthouse? Penthouse. I've never heard of "Mansion Magazine".
Have you been on a Jet Ski? No.
Are you afraid of clowns? No, but I am annoyed by them.
How many brothers/sisters do you have? Two sisters. Don't go near them.
Favorite band/group? I don't really have a favorite.
Baseball or football? Baseball. That reminds me I need to save up for me season tickets.
Favorite brand of makeup? I'm a straight non-metrosexual male. I don't wear any.
Waffles or pancakes? I don't eat anything that requires concentrated sugar solution to be poured on.
Do you have an IPod? No. I have a Palm Zire and it plays MP3s just fine.
Bike or scooter? Bike.
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No. No interest, really.
How will you celebrate turning 21? This survey obviously originated among college dorms. I turned 21 the night before a duty shift in the Army. I stayed sober.
What brand computer do you have? IBM Thinkpad laptop issued by my employer, homebuilt PC. And a Sun. And a Dell I rescued at work. And a gray box I rescued from my parents. And an Apple IIgs. And a Sony Vaio laptop that recently died....
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? None. And I never will.
Favorite city? Boise.
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Neither. Too sweet.
Do you think you are fat? No. I know I am fat. That's why I have a bike.
Ever throw up in a public place? You have no idea...
Do you have a pool? Maybe someday.
Ever drive a car? Yes. And a HMMWV, 5-ton truck, etc.
How many times a month do you go to the movies? Umm, about .1 times a month.
Last movie you saw? The last Harry Potter movie. Several months ago.
Who is your hero? I dunno. George Washington, maybe?
How old are your parents? Older than me, yet not retired.
What deceased person would you like to meet? I was on funeral duty in the military. I've met deceased people, and it wasn't fun.
Do you chew ice? Yep.
Have you been to California? Born there, unfortunately. Haven't lived there since I was 13.
Last book you read? For fun? I don't remember.
Favorite teacher? Dr. Ulerick, Dr. Miller, Dr. Li...
Do you like to go fishing? Yep. There's nothing like catching your food, killing it, and cooking it for lunch, all in under an hour.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? No boyfriends (I don't go that way). Stopped counting girlfriends after the first dozen, but I'm sure it never hit two dozen.
How many of those do you regret? None, really. I learned something from each.
What is you average in school? 3.77
Favorite professional team? Eugene Emerals. Minor leagues rock!
Do you like mohawks? The Indians or the hairstyle? I had the hairstyle once. Never met a Mohawk.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four or five.
Do you floss? Yes.
Do you have braces? No and never.
Do you bite your nails? Yes.
What is your last thought before falling asleep? "Dear God I wish I could fall asleep!"
Do you fall in love easily? No. My wife had to work on me for ages.
Ever have a crush and they never knew? Probably not.
Do you babysit? Yeah, right.
Ever been shot at? Yes.
Do you work out/exercise? Not as often as I should!
Do you have 6 pack abs? Even when I was in the Army at the peak of my physique, I didn't have 'em.
Do you consider yourself nice? No. I'm a bigtime asshole.
What movie character would you like to be? I don't watch enough movies to decide.
Do you go to camp for the summer? Not now. Once or twice in the past. (I take my previous statement back, this was written by high school brats).
Ever been bit by a snake? No. Isn't this thing done yet?
Have you been on a boat? Yes.
Name of friend you have known the longest? KnightStalker.
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Eh. It's tolerable.
Ever break a bone? None that any medical record reflects.
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Steve, I guess.
What is your ultimate job? "Retired".
Do you want to walk on the moon? Sure!
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Dorky, Dumpy, Dippy, Dildo, Ditzy, Dummy, and Jim.
Favorite TV show? Becker.
Apples or oranges? Both are too sweet.
Favorite model of car? '70 Hemi Cuda.
Favorite flower? All flowers are smelly and allergen-producing.
Favorite color? Colorless.
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? I'm married. You figure it out.
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Three stories down... probably not a good idea.
Do you live in an apartment or house? Shitty apartment.
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? Once, I think.
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? Once. Before I stopped drinking milk.
How many cousins do you have? A lot.
Do you believe in ghosts? No.
If you were a bird, what would you be? Some kind of parrot.
Ever get stitches? Once. Stupid coffee table.
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? No.
How many kids do you want to have? Maybe two.
If you could change your name, what would it be? I'd fix my last name to the pre-Ellis Island version.
Dogs or cats? I've never eaten either.
Who do you tell your problems to? I prefer to keep them bottled in and let them out at unexpected times to random people who piss me off.
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? *Know* they won't tell? Heh.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
Do you go to church? Once in a while. I'm pretty dissatisfied with organized religion.
Would you marry outside your religon? Well, I'm a protestant that married a catholic. Does that count? (Isn't this damn questionnaire done yet?)
Volleyball or tennis? Volleyball.
How many people were at your last party? Half dozen.
Ever ride in a limo? No.
Ever drink champagne? Two days ago.
Favorite dinner? Food.

Whew. Long.